Oh, ho, I'm single, and my life's about me again.
That woman long neglected, I'll find out who I am.
Oh, ho I'm single. I'm single and I'm loving it!
I have taken up old hobbies, I have no time for a man.
I'll call up my old friends, the ones that I once knew
So we can bond again, just like we used to do
You're married with two kids, oh gee,
Well, that's too bad for you.
Because I'm single. I am woman I am goddess
I've always loved fried green tomatoes,
So it was always meant to be.
I feel my rebirth. I'll find a female soul mate.
We'll take off for the country, just like Thelma and Louise
I've called up every household in phonebooks A through Z
To find another goddess to share my destiny
And now I'm quite convinced, the only single one is me.
When I buy poultry, two thirds of it goes rotten
I correspond with inmates and I don't comb my hair.
They've claimed my two legs as federally owned forest
It's been months since I've shaved them,
Cause there's been no one here to care
They call me nasty names at every corner bar
I need to see a shrink, this thing has gone too far
Last night I threw myself down stairs just for the C.P.R.
Oh, ho, I'm single and I'm not hearing voices!!
You say that cause you're jealous of all the fun I've had
Wait, I'm not single. I've got some special friends now
We live in here together and I don't feel so bad
I have a female soul mate, her name is Emily
Don't tell me you don't see her, she's standing next to me
And she doesn't call me sick or weird or deranged mentally
Just cause I'm single.(Harris)
Feel the sweat break on my brow
Is it me or is it shadows that are
Dancing on the walls
Is this a dream or is it now
Is this a vision or normality I see
Before my eyes
I wonder why I wonder how
That it seems the powers getting stronger
Every day
I feel a strength an inner fire
But I'm scared I won't be able to control it anymore
There's a time to live and a time to die
When it's time to meet the maker
There's a time to live but isn't it strange
That as soon as you're born you're dying
Just by looking through your eyes
He could see the future penetrating right
In through your mind
See the truth and see your lies
But for all his power couldn't foresee his own demise
There's a time to live and a time to die
When it's time to meet the maker
There's a time to live but isn't it strange
That as soon as you're born you're dying...
... and reborn again?