[Spoken]
Brad and Suzy lived in a movie
Cardboard cutout superheroes and paragons on barstools
She was a professional teller machine user
He was your basic beautiful loser
They had no worries
All they ever had was cool
And I wish that I was Brad and Suzy, I really do
I mean wish that I was stuck with someone
I wish that I was a half of a two
I wish that we were like that baby
I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too
Pa-pa-pa-pow Pa-pa-pa-pow
The Sigma Chis imbibed, decried
And tried to pry him from his
Little Delta Tri-Omega Chi Fi Mu Hoddi Toddi A-D-Pi and Theta
But she wouldn't let them
Idiot
'Cause her heart was as big as the world
And she was his first loving girl
And he swore he'd stand by her forever, yeah
Late at night, drunk on wine
They'd fall in bed and intertwine
And they'd make love then like nobody never
And I wish that I was Brad and Suzy, I really do
I mean wish that I was stuck on someone
I wish that I was a half of a two
I wish that we were like that baby
I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too
[Sung]
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
[Spoken]
Brad and Suzy finally
Took off for the Florida Keys the better to exercise their
collections of clothing by J. Crew
Convertible rabbitm, a cooler and some coozies and six
years of college course credit
They'll probably never use
But I wish that I was Brad or Suzy, I really do
I mean wish that I was stuck with someone
I wish that I was a half of a two
I wish that we were like that baby
I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me too
[sung]
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
I wish that I was Brad or Suzy
I wish that I was in a movie
Well I wish tfeaturing Prince Ital
*music from To Live & Die in L.A. fades*
[This Week in Bible Prophecy]
God has a plan and the bible unfolds that wonderful plan
through the message of prophecy
God sent Jesus into this world to be our saviour
And that Christ is returning someday soon
to unfold the wonderful plan of eternity for my life and your life
As long as we're cooperating with God
by accepting Jesus Christ as our personal Lord and saviour
And as the Lord does return in the coming seven days
We'll see you next time here on This Week in Bible Prophecy
[Tupac]
Tupac don't start that blasphemy in here!
Makaveli, the new breed -- and I remember what my pops told me
The new word, follow me -- remember what my pops told me
My family tree, consists of drug dealers, thugs and killers
Strugglin, known to hustle screamin fuck they feelings
I got advice from my father, all he told me was this
Niggaz, get off your ass if you plan to be rich
There's ten rules to the game, but I'll share with you two
Know, niggaz gon' hate you for whatever you do
Now rule one -- get your cash on, M.O.B.
That's Money Over Bitches, cause they breed envy
Now rule two is a hard one, watch for phonies
Keep yo', enemies close nigga, watch yo' homies
It seemed a little unimportant, when he told me I smiled
Picture jewels being handed, to an innocent child
I never knew in my lifetime I'd live by these rules
Initiated as an outlaw, studying rules
Now papa ain't around, so I gotta recall
or come to grips with bein on my enemy's wall (rest in peace)
Promised if I have a seed, I'ma guide him right
Dear Lord don't let me die tonite
I got words for my comrades, listen and learn
Ain't nuttin free, give back what you earn, no doubt
Gettin higher than a motherfucker, blessed and pleased
This Thug Life'll be the death of me, c'mon, yeah
And I