BRAD PITT died!!!

ok u have not gone insane or read my title wrongly.. brad pitt did die.. except dat da brad pitt i'm talking bout is poh kim's fish.. lol..in order to tell da story with emotion, i gotta backtrack n tell u bout ystd..so apparently, michelle's fishes laid eggs n gave birth.. so she gave 2 to kim ystd..n it was in dis star shaped bottle which was oh-so-cute!!n all of us kept oooh-ing and aaahh-ing at it.. n we passed round for each other to c..so maybe it was cuz of dat, i dunno la.. but anyway, wen i was havin tuition ystd nite, kim msg saying 1 of her fish died.. n apparently it was fish B.. so she said she made it a coffin(u insane kim), den kept it in da refrigerator to "preserve" it.. lol.. so today wen we came sch, true enough da fish B came in a miniature coffin made frm manila card n colour paper..(i'm still truly amazed as to how kim did it).. den we realised since her fishes are fish A n fish B, they can actually be called......(drumroll) brad pitt and angelina jolie!! haha.. so kim decided dat we would hv a funeral for brad pitt after recess behind da lab.. so after recess, half our class, plus lotsa ppl frm other class gathered at a tree for brad pitt's funeral.. chris, naim, wei n i were da choir.. we walked round singing amazing grace.. den esther dug da grave.. n kim gave her final speech to brad pitt.. (sob sob) we were all in tears..(mind u it was frm laughter).. n we paid our last respect to brad pitt.. den kim lowered brad pitt's coffin into da grave n chong threw in "money" for brad pitt to use in his next life.. haha..n kim oso put in a cross which she made using a black ribbon.. n finally esther covered da grave n we put 2 yellow flowers on top.. it was by far 1 of da most AWESOME funerals ever.. da best thing was while we were having da funeral, there were form1 students there.. cuz they were gonna have choir.. ya so now God knows wat they think of their insanely mad seniors la.. who have funeral services for their fish.. haha..btw, im sorry i can oni explain it to u all through words.. cuz no1 had a camera therefore no photos are available.. so sorry.. u just had to be there.. we laughed till we had stitches up our sides.. den after dat chris, naim, wei n i went all crazy la during phy cuz teacher din come.. sumhow we started talking bout songs.. n sum1 mentioned gold digger.. i hate dat song n so does wei.. so we started doing horrible nasally imitations of da song.. again we laughed till we cried.. den we started talking bout white chicks.. me : eh da 1000 miles song is damn nice wei chris : ya and da show is hilarious (naim n wei comes frm toilet) naim :wat? me : no talking bout white chicks.. n da latrell spencer dude n da 1000 miles song wei :OH YEA!! dat dude is hilarious (we all break into his rendition of da song, complete wit head and hand movements) all of us : de de de de de de dum, de de dum de de dum de de dum de dum staring blankly ahead, just making my way, making my way through da crowd-owd-owd.. (break into fits of laughter n clutch each other) and despite dat, continue singing.. hahaha.. it was really funny n we continued all da way back to class.. ppl who heard us must hv seriously tot we were insane.. so anyway, dat was preeettty much all for today.. it was a funeral day, singing day, n laughing day.. well but den again, EVERYDAY is laughing day.. hahaha..(so much for being in mourning cuz brad pitt died)..